PAT TAKES OFF HIS AKUBRA – REVEALS GLORIOUS MULLET

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ByEvan SpenceApril 1, 2019
PAT TAKES OFF HIS AKUBRA – REVEALS GLORIOUS MULLET

So the secret is out, the reason Mr Pat In The Hat Callinan has been wearing his trademark Akubra for so long, is not for sun protection, or inner-city street cred … it’s to hide his redneck heritage. That’s right, Pat has a delicious (and rather well-kept) mullet that flows from ear-to-arse.

“Yep, the secret is out. I might be Mr 4X4, but I’m also Mr party at the Back, Business at the Front.” It doesn’t end there, however – the mullet isn’t just a stylish talking point, there’s a practical purpose for it too.

“I was at schoolies a few years back, and some of me bros decided we should get Southern Cross tats on our necks. The mullet does a brilliant job of hiding the shady outlines.”

Details emerged when Pat was spotted swimming in a dam out the back of Mudgee, reportedly poaching yabbies for a new cookbook recipe. Unsealed 4X4 photographers were quick to the scene, snapping these undisputable images as he hid in a nearby shed. We were surprised to see he’d taken off the trademark blue shirt as well, revealing more than one tattoo.

More to come as the story emerges.